Bald Is Beautiful

March 30, 1966

So is Rocky in there? Or is Rocky so sure that Detective Not-Yet-Brutus won't get backup and actually do anything? At first I thought it was the moon rising, but then I realized it's the sun going down and the moon appearing later.

Is he at the docks?

I swear to God if Brutus ordered something from Hims...

Brutus, you look fine. I'd actually recommend you just shave whatever hair you do have. You'd look like...well, I don't want to say the name of one of the handsome famous bald men...