Thursday, February 06, 2025

Thursday Quickies

Two paramedics carry out a bleeding man on stretcher. Meanwhile, on stage, a group of actors are on standing around. The director talks to a big man holding a gun and standing next to a smaller man. "Thornapple here will play the role of Lord Covington, Stanley. We'll redo the shooting scene and this time, we'll make sure you use blanks this time."
March 11, 1966
You should've made sure in the first place, or not used a real gun at all, cuz even blanks could cause damage.

Is the original Lord Covington actor ok? I see he's dripping blood as he's being carried away...

Veeblefester and Brutus stand awkwardly close to each other with Veeblefester's arm on Brutus' shoulders. "The first time I met you, I thought there must be more to you than meets the eye," Veeblefester says. "Really, Chief? And what conclusion did you come to?" "That there's even less."
If my boss ever did this to me (the arm on the shoulder, not saying that I suck) I'd quit.
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