Weigh Light Saving Time

August 20, 1989

No, she really is a bad sort. She's awful. You can clearly figure out if those are cookies or not. Shake the box. Smell it. Did Mother Gargle make cookies while she was visiting?

At least it seems like the snake sprung out in the privacy of his own office.

Why would you expect that scale to work properly after all the abuse you two have been giving it?

I like the way Brutus thinks sometimes. He doesn't care about his weight. Just live your damn life.

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