Friday, December 30, 2022

The Gift That Keeps On Giving

October 6, 1973
Ah, so this is why Brutus never takes Wilberforce with him on golf outings. Wilberforce should've kept his mouth shut then maybe Brutus and Gladys would let him out of his cage for more than just school.

Here's your chance, Brutus. You can finally look Veeblefester straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?