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September 28, 1973

Gee, no one has ever tried to turn back the time on a clock to try to be younger. Brutus should be on the evening news. "Local man tries to turn back time. It didn't work but it wasn't the dumbest idea. I can't believe no one ever tried this before."

I wish people would stop saying that the solstices are the longest/shortest days of the year. The days are still 24 hours, it's just the amount of sunlight changes. The most length of sunlight happens during the summer solstice and the least length of sunlight occurs during the winter solstice. And at noon on both days, you sacrifice a virgin.