This is, like, the third time the Thornapple house has been robbed since I've started posting older strips. Instead of insurance, maybe Brutus should invest on better locking doors and windows. Or even just turn on some lights. Good lord that is pitch black.
Smart move having Santa bring all the stuff Wilberforce didn't want or ask for. Bold move for wanting to exchange Santa gifts despite those gifts being made at the North Pole by elves and not having receipts.