Thanksgiving Prologue

August 13, 1973

Just pour the gas on the car and throw a lit match at it, Brutus.

Those trading stamps aren't going to worth crap here in a couple of months, Gladys. We got a good old-fashioned energy crisis a-coming up in October which will cause a decline in the usage of trading stamps because stations would instead focus on lower prices to gain customer loyalty.

You're eating year-old leftovers? I don't think you should be doing that. I don't care how frozen it's been this whole time.