Technically Not a Riddle

August 20, 1973

Brutus' swimming must've really looked bad out there. This guard is a better person than me or any of our faithful readers:

I don't know what I'm more curious about: The guard's weird triangular outfit, his tiny hat that's still on his head despite being in the water, or Brutus' swim trunks.

Brutus didn't even try. I at least act like I'm trying to come up with an answer when I'm asked a stupid riddle. Brutus could at least play along. It's not even that hard of a riddle.