Friday, November 25, 2022

It's Because of the Black Friday Act of 2007

August 18, 1973
Brutus is a really good artist--but only if he's drunk. Kind of like Curly being really good at boxing but only if "Pop Goes the Weasel" is playing.

No, it's because most people have Friday off so it just makes sense to have discounts on things so people will get out and shop for the upcoming holiday season.

But that's not why we're here. Why is Gladys at home? Are we supposed to believe this took place after Gladys went shopping? Is it 4 A.M. and Gladys is just about to head out? Maybe she stayed home and made Brutus bear the brunt of this capitalistic anarchy.