Second Lunch

August 15, 1973

Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise. Or at least the paradise section of the pet store.

That macaw looks like he's lived through some stuff. I had a friends whose mom owned a bird. I don't know why you'd want a pet that could launch their body fluids across the room but she had one.

Instead of spending another giant chunk of money at a restaurant, just go down the block and pick up some fast food if you're hungry again.

And finish your wine before you leave.