Saturday, January 15, 2022

Quarterback Sack

I love how Brutus is so uninterested in his son's football games. He never goes to them. He can barely muster enthusiasm when Wilberforce says he completed all twelve passes. I guess it's that thing where when the quarterback is really good you're like "What a player! He's the MVP! Couldn't have done it without him." but when he has a bad game you're like "All the QB can do is get it there. The other teammates have their share, too."

"Did Wilbur...jump overboard?"

"No, ma'am, it's worse than that. He fell overboard while reenacting Leonardo DiCaprio's 'I'm king of the world' scene from Titanic."

"Oh...so do we have to go back for him?"