Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Even Two Months Seems Too Often

"It's not because I'm bald. It's just that if anyone who gets a haircut more than once a quarter is a chump."

The shaving lather on Brutus' chin is very disturbing to me. I don't know why.

I feel really bad for Estelle. Her cruise is even more ruined beyond the way Wilbur ruined it earlier by storming off to get drunk in the first place.

I don't want you to think that I wish death upon people. I'm not kind of guy. You have to keep in mind that Wilbur is a fictional character and may not actually die. Although I feel like a lot of time has passed since Wilbur fell overboard so...

It's good to see Wilbur's corporate overlords getting in on the jokes.