I sincerely hope that Wilbur is stranded on the ugly part of a private hotel beach. If only Wilbur would walk 50 feet in any direction then he'd find his way back to civilization. But Wilbur's too lazy/stupid to do that and won't wander further than 5 feet from the water.
At least he still has his glasses somehow.
Gladys is the only one that makes dinner so why is she getting upset? It's probably your hair, Gladys.
Whenever I see someone mention hair in food, I remember this Garfield strip from 1979.
