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Woo. This is a brightly colored strip.

It's 2018, do kids (and by 'kids' I mean 'boys') still do the "my dad can beat up your dad" shtick? It at least still happens in Chip's mind.

My favorite wake-up smell is bacon. Every night I lay out three strips of bacon on my George Foreman grill by my bed. My alarm goes off and I turn on the grill and go back to sleep. Then, in a few minutes, I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It's delicious. It's good for me. What could possibly go wrong?

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