Thursday, October 18, 2018

Uncle Ted Is Gonna Swipe Right...Or Is It Left?

Why are you talking about living happily ever after? Neither of you are near your expiration date to start reminescing about that. *Gasp!* Is Brutus going to commit murder-suicide? Considering his salary has barely changed since the strip began in 1965, it's quite possible Brutus is ready to just put this misery to an end.

I don't care how open and honest Brutus and Uncle Ted are with each other. They shouldn't be talking so openly about having threesomes.