Why are you talking about living happily ever after? Neither of you are near your expiration date to start reminescing about that. *Gasp!* Is Brutus going to commit murder-suicide? Considering his salary has barely changed since the strip began in 1965, it's quite possible Brutus is ready to just put this misery to an end.
I don't care how open and honest Brutus and Uncle Ted are with each other. They shouldn't be talking so openly about having threesomes.
