Wilberforce, you've seen how your parents act. Clearly something didn't take during their first honeymoon which has messed them up over the last 20+ years.
I don't know where Brutus and Gladys think they are going for this second honeymoon. Al's Roadside Motel, where they spent their first, just outside beautiful Parma, Ohio closed back in 1987 and the Thornapples sure as hell can't afford to actually go anywhere.