Waking Up Is the Worst

June 30, 1965

Men would rather make a giant pencil than go to therapy.

That's a good-looking pencil. Interesting size choice for the lead. Hopefully he's not blocking the washer and dryer. She's busy taking care of the house while he's screwing around in the basement.

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