Oof. That seems like a lot of food to eat (and make) even for a birthday dinner. Brutus won't be able to move when he's finished. Wilberforce doesn't get any. He can have a bowl of cereal or some Kraft mac and cheese for all Gladys cares.
I've been reading The Born Loser for around 30 years and doing daily commentary on it for 16 and I can affirm that the problem with the Thornapple's marriage is, indeed, Mother Gargle.
And Gladys, I don't think you want your marriage to be like Rick and Carol's. Do you know what that chair in their bedroom is for?
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