Friday, January 05, 2024

Little Bit of Pie

May 14, 1965
Do a lot of military men call their old commanding officers and blew raspberries through the phone? Or is the joke that this guy (on either side of the phone) was an exceptionally terrible person?


I'll eat a mini apple pie whenever the hell I want. I'll eat a mini apple pie for breakfast, lunch, dinner, as a midnight snack, standing over your dead body, at your funeral, standing over your grave. I'll eat a mini apple pie whenever and wherever I want.