|June 2, 1965
Is Napoleon a born loser? Maybe at this specific moment of time, but in general, no. I do think the title works better with a main character and not just randos dealing with one-off little foibles.
November. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS FISH?
And just because it's frozen doesn't mean it isn't fresh. You just want to leave fish you got that morning just laying out at room temperature? I don't. Although I would never order fish.