I had this happen once. Only it was a bottle of fresh-from-the-dairy chocolate milk.
It seems like a bad idea to shove these bottles in paper bags and carry them like that. You should be holding them from the bottom.
I would much rather shovel snow. I only have to shovel the steps, sidewalk in front of my house, and the path from the house to the street. But I have to mow the entire yard, and trim vines and tree branches. Mowing is much more work.
Although it's been awhile since I've shoveled two feet of snow like Brutus here.