Wilberforce Isn't Going to Lose Brain Cells

January 10, 1978

She should've known better. Is that rain even going to make a dent in that hair?

I've always been fascinated by men of the house having their own specific chair to sit in. I always thought it was weird but then I remember that my Grandpa always sat on one side of the dining room table at the entrance to the kitchen and my uncle always sat in the chair next to the front door. So I guess it isn't weird.

It's not funny. Brutus wandered off and got lost in the woods. His face was on milk cartons. He was declared dead. Unsolved Mysteries came out to do a story on his disappearance.

From 2021.