Mother Gargle Has No Joy

May 4, 1986

I am all for using public transportation, but somehow I don't see Gladys being fine with taking the bus. Seems like it would be beneath her even though she is definitely no better than anyone that takes the bus.

For those who don't know, the joke goes "You're ugly/stupid/whatever." "You're drunk." "Yeah, but in the morning I'll be sober..."

Well, then, I guess you don't have to come eat out with us. Starve and die for all I care.

Honestly, Brutus sounds like one of those fathers who tries to make a stupid joke out of everything. "Nous prendrons une grande pizza avec les œuvres, s'il vous plaît," Brutus says with a loud guffaw at the Pizza Hut on South Taylor Road.

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