Didn't Even Bring His Family--That's a Vacation!

November 5, 1975

Brutus: Picky little prick about his coffee since 1975.

Just use what I wrote yesterday, just replace "decaf" with "sugar".

Good for Brutus for taking a vacation. I haven't had a vacation since 2018. Extra props for not answering the phone. Could just silence it though. The implication here is that Brutus just took a day off to go to a nearby beach. Cleveland has beaches. I looked them up. Again, good for him.

The other day, while waiting for my tacos, that god awful Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett song "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" came over the jukebox. Jesus, it's terrible.