Brutus Should Explain What the Fish Pond Thing Means

I realized while I was driving around yesterday that I posted a weekday comic when it should have been a Sunday comic. Well, he's a double dose of classic Born Loser, if you're into that kind of thing.

Another thing you might be into, is Threads, the new Twitter-killer from Mark Zuckerberg. You can get there from my Instagram in the Elsewhere link at the top of the page.

November 17, 1985

We've done this before. I wouldn't ask that couple in the old comic and I wouldn't ask children either. So really, this is all on this guy.

When I was in high school, we had a student get impaled in the skull with a broom, which of course made the news. Some reporter stopped at Sonic to ask for directions to the high school. My dumbass friends gave him wrong directions. I always felt guilty about that. Of course, I didn't correct them so I guess I'm a dumbass, too.

August 25, 1975

Did Brutus just have a stroke? Well, if he's not dead from the stroke, landing square on his head will kill him.

Oh, crap! I never gave my son the fish pond talk! How will he overcome whatever that helps you overcome?

Wilberforce looks way too enthusiastic about listening to and learning from Brutus. Wilberforce should know better after nine years.