Sunday, July 23, 2023

That Golf Cart Doesn't Have Shade?

December 8, 1985
Oh, good. Brutus is getting his life together. He's stopped smoking and drinking and seems at least ambivalent that Mother Gargle is here. Then she insults him and drives him right back to smoking, drinking, and an early grave.

Brutus must feel bad about not being a good conversationalist back on July 2 (which you can read a cool BTS story here) and is trying to make up for it. Sadly, Veeblefester is not one for small talk--especially inane stuff like the weather and things he doesn't care about, like sports. I would suggest asking Veeblefester how he made his first million. Well, the first million he earned after getting a million dollar loan from his father.