Brutus just growing out that one hair that's on top of his head? What about the hair on the back of his head? I feel that would grow better. It would still look awful on his but it would grow better.
I talk to myself all the time. It's to sort out the thoughts in my head. I've also been posting commentary about the comic strip The Born Loser online for about 15 years to about 20 people. That's almost like talking to myself.
If your boss touches you like this, you may be entitled to financial compensation.