Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Cool. Veeblefester Just Stands At Doors and Waits Too

May 21, 1974
Will he still be holding his martini glass when you turn him into a lamp?

I'm a pretty macabre guy but even I find Gladys a bit too happy at the prospect of her husband dying. If you need a lamp, just go out and buy one.

"You don't remember the meeting? We talked about you getting a promotion, and I just laughed and laughed."