Once Again, Wilberforce Is the Joke of His Class

October 5, 1985

They're all getting pretty upset over a meal they didn't help with at all.

What are in those bowls? You don't eat French toast in bowls. Gladys is going to have to listen to Brutus saying his bed was too hard, Mother Gargle's bed was too soft, and Wilberforce's was just right all morning. That sounds awful.

If Brutus was snoring so loud, why didn't Gladys wake him up? Elbow him in the ribs, lightly push his head, gently rub his leg, slug him in the nuts. You don't just let him sleep when he's ruining his son's school concert.

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