Mother Gargle Definitely Drinks Beer

March 18, 1974

Oh, suddenly all of this is my fault!

I like how Gladys is not up for anything this morning. She doesn't like the French, being called "my love" or being blamed for Brutus' successes and failures.

Wha...? Pfft. Huh? Why are we talking about beer? Get out of my house, you old bag!

We've seen Brutus drink beer exactly once since I started posting. The Thornapples--the modern Thornapples--are more wine drinkers. Now, the classic Thornapples, those people get dr-UNK!