Ted's Been Scamming Social Security Since He Was 42 So It's Not That...

August 16, 1973

Is Brutus wearing a beret? That's not going to protect his head if there's a crash. Is Gladys also wearing a beret? She should go to a hospital then.

They're talking about getting old again. I get told I look good for my age, too (uh-oh) but most people who say that don't know my real age. I usually give any age between 25 and 84. I don't know you like that.