Brutus, Just Eat Your, I'm Gonna Say, Oatmeal

December 10, 1973

Bear rugs don't have bones and muscles, right? For Brutus' sake, bear rugs better not have bones or muscles.

He's already said this several times in the past week? And he was on vacation this past week!

I'm assuming Brutus has tried the left and right side along with scooting to the foot of the bed. Has he tried standing up and climbing over the headboard? I don't know how many more ways you can get out of bed.