Friday, November 04, 2016

Late Night Catch Up

I've been sick over the last week so I've been sparse from the internet. Because I've been sick, I haven't been feeling very funny or wanting to sit down and scroll through a bunch of comic strips but since I'm feeling a little better, I thought I would try to get something posted and get back into the swing of things.

The Amazing Spider-Man
So J. Jonah Jameson is a better superhero than Spider-Man and Ant-Man, really any superhero in this comic strip.

Mark Trail
Feral pigs, falling trees, earthquakes, deadly fire ants, this island was created solely to murder Mark Trail.

Family Circus
Billy, like 7% of American voters, chooses his politicians by what animals he likes on that particular day.

FBI Agent 1: "Here's where the trace led us. 'Anonymous' is somewhere in that average American tract house."

FBI Agent 2: "What? That's Ziggy's house."

Agent 1: "Ziggy? The pantsless comic strip character?"

Agent 2: "It's a comic panel, but yes."

Agent 1: "'Anonymous' must have used some sort of encryption to falsely lead us here."

Agent 2: "Back to square one."