Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I Like My Steak as Pink As a Rose

"I ordered a medium rare steak--this one is completely overcooked!"

"Is your meal to your liking?"

"This steak is very well done! I ordered medium rare, this steak is too overcooked!"

"Glad to hear it! I'll be sure to pass your compliment along to the chef. I am so sorry, sir. I will bring you out a fresh one as soon as possible."

For future reference, Brutus.