Really Chip? You couldn't squeeze Mother Gargle, Veeblefester and Hurricane Hattie into today's strip? I am very disappointed in you, sir.
But in all honesty, Kewpie is running away because he thought Wilberforce spelled "BET", Black Entertainment Television and that's a channel that everyone hates. Even the people it's marketed to. I think TV One is a better channel mainly because it shows uncut episodes of "Good Times" and ain't we lucky we got 'em? Good times.