Friday, April 09, 2010

Oprah To Be Next Supreme Court Justice, All Citizens Forced To Own a Stedman

What the hell? First of all, that is the worst drawing of Oprah I have seen in a long time. Second, what the hell? Oprah has no business being a Supreme Court Justice. I know that 41 out of the 110 Supreme Court Justices have not been judges prior to them being appointed but I'm pretty sure they were at least lawyers. What legal credentials does Oprah have aside from being a decent businesswoman? Can I put my hat into the ring for being a Supreme Court Justice? I should warn you though, if I'm appointed abortion will still be legal, gays will be able to marry but you can keep your guns.

Born Loser 04-09-10
Gladys is fat and slow, we get it. I think that is a wonderful staircase the Thornapples have. I particularly like the banister. I want a house with a really nice staircase. Preferably wooden with no carpet on it so it creaks as you walk up and down.