Monday, June 1, 2009

Is Wilberforce Getting Dumber?

Born Loser 06-01-09
Brutus' suggestion just sounds weird. "Yes, just go down to the basement and all your problems will be solved." I wonder if that's how Michael Devlin was able to keep Shawn Hornbeck and Ben Ownby quiet.

Way back when, I wrote an article on the abduction and finding of Ben Ownby and Shawn Hornbeck. Everyone attributed it to a miracle, I called it dumb luck. I still contend: dumb luck.

I don't have a basement but I do have a shed with an air hockey table.

1 comment:

Pirk said...

does he play table tennis by himself?
I can't really see how there could be two people who thought you were supposed to play table tennis on the table