Wednesday, February 4, 2009

The Glowing Fist of Wilberforce

In all honesty, if a girl who looked like that said that to me, I'd tell her to buzz off, too.

Does Margaret have a harelip or something?

Crankshaft is only happy if he can personally be responsible for other creature's deaths.

In the 14th Century, a disease carried by rats killed 75 to 200 million people in the world. In the 21st Century, those diseases will be carried by teenagers.

"Um, our backs are to you Talking Porcupine."
"*Sigh* That feels really good...OH MY GOD!!! THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!! It's all over! We don't have a prayer!!"

I would love to have my hair look like Dagwood's. I should get on that.

Born Loser 02-04-09
"And you know what else? They're a different color than Jimmy!"

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