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In all honesty, if a girl who looked like that said that to me, I'd tell her to buzz off, too.
Does Margaret have a harelip or something?
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Crankshaft is only happy if he can personally be responsible for other creature's deaths.
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In the 14th Century, a disease carried by rats killed 75 to 200 million people in the world. In the 21st Century, those diseases will be carried by teenagers.
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"Um, our backs are to you Talking Porcupine."
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"*Sigh* That feels really good...OH MY GOD!!! THE DEAD HAVE RISEN!! It's all over! We don't have a prayer!!"
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I would love to have my hair look like Dagwood's. I should get on that.
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"And you know what else? They're a different color than Jimmy!"