Honestly, Brutus should just carry a Magic 8-Ball with him. I bet it's more accurate, and I feel bad news sounds better coming from it.
Outlook not so good. Don't count on it. My reply is no. See? It all sounds better. "Magic 8-Ball? Will my life finally emerge from the dark pit it's been in for the last four years?"
Reply hazy, try again.
Anyway, to be continued...?
