Saturday, November 30, 2024

Leaf-ing November

Brutus and Wilberforce are outside with rakes and leaves everywhere! "Mr. O'Hara doesn't make Hattie rake the leaves!" Wilberforce says. "Is that right? Well, does Mr. O'Hara pay your allowance every week?" Brutus angrily asks. "Neither do you," Wilberforce angrily retorts as Brutus cowers in embarassment.
That seems like a massive amount of leaves on the ground. I would just leave them there. Why is Brutus getting so upset? "Oh, Mr. O'Hara doesn't give Hattie chores, huh? Well, we'll see how many chores she does after I burn their goddamn house down! Working makes you a man! Working puts hair on your chest! Working builds character! Working is the only reason to be alive!"

And Hattie may not rake her own leaves, but she will rake the leaves of others. For $10.