Monday, November 18, 2024

I'm More of a Tarot Man Myself

Brutus is in a tent with a fortune teller, completely stereotypical with a crystal ball. "Would you like my deluxe reading for $30 or my no-frills special for $10?" the fortune teller asks. "What do I get with the no-frills special?" Brutus asks. "A box of fortune cookies," the fortune teller replies.
A box of fortune cookies (400 of 'em!) costs $36 on Amazon so if that's the size of the box Brutus will get then that's a good deal.

I've been to a fortune teller, nor do I know where one would be. Do some of them still dress like gypsies Romani stereotypes? I feel that's something we can stop doing. We know she's a fortune teller. She has a crystal ball.