Thursday, November 14, 2024

So the Pie Is Being Crushed By Everything Else In the Bag?

Gladys comes in carrying a sack of groceries, Brutus is standing holding a cup of coffee. "I got a pumpkin pie for dessert." "I hope we have enough whipped cream," Brutus says. "I know you too well. I bought two large tubs of whipped cream," Gladys holds up two large tubs of whipped cream. "That should be enough," Brutus says as Gladys smiles knowingly at the reader, still holding the tubs of whipped cream.
I love pumpkin pie, but only really around this time of year. I can't see myself eating a pumpkin pie in May, for example. Same thing with eggnog. I'll drink the hell out of egg nog from November through December, but eggnog sounds gross any other time of the year.

The first comment on today's comic is someone saying whipped cream doesn't come in tubs and Cool Whip isn't whipped cream. Just shut the hell up, Robert!