Taste the Meat, Not the Heat

June 29, 1976

So you can call me up to remind me that I missed the retirement party and yell at me, but you can't call and remind me about the retirement party? I feel like me forgetting is now placed on you.

Who is that a picture of? Looks like Veeblefester.

Is there a law saying you can't grill in the fall or winter? I thought this was America.

I, too, prefer charcoal-burned burgers to my crappy stovetop-burned burgers, but I don't have a grill.