Spring Forward, Fall's Back

July 3, 1976

What surgery did Gladys have? I'm going to jokingly say gallbladder removal.

"You're wife is doing just fine, Mr. Thornapple."

"I don't know. She's so old..."

Talk to the places who had a week (or more in many cases) of one hundred-plus degree days. I'm sure they wouldn't agree summer was short.

It's going to be in the 100s in Phoenix this week and Brutus is carrying an umbrella and wearing his winter business coat as dead leaves fall down around him. Brutus is clearly not on this Earth.