All This Talk? It's Been Four Sentences!

March 20, 1976

Wouldn't that just make you more short? 

Postage stamps? Absolutely not! You're getting a quarter, a dime, and nickel or you're not getting anything at all. Can you believe we used to pay for stuff with postage stamps? Kids today will never know--hell, I barely know. Remember when you'd pay your mailman when you ordered something? We've lost so much.

Does Wilberforce get to eat out or is he just going to be locked in his bedroom with some bread and water?