And He's Actually Touching Them!

November 19, 1973

What is with the hot foots?

You're sitting there bored, nothing big going on and you're starting to feel a little out of sorts. So you stick a match in your shoe and light it. The flame tickles your foot, in a bad way, but at least you're feeling something now.

I'd be afraid that the match would set my shoe on fire. That doesn't sound like fun.

No! I don't want to look at Mother Gargle's denture-less, wrinkled mouth. I never want to see something like this again! Bad Chip! Bad!