Lottery Sunday

September 30, 1984

So Brutus is perpetually 44-years-old. I'll try to keep that in mind.

Wait. If Brutus is perpetually 44, that means he's a Gen Xer. But in only 4-5 years, Brutus will be a Millennial. This is the worst news I've heard since being told that the Lockhorns are more than likely Millennials.

"Today's my birthday." "Cool, but enough about that. Let's talk about numerology!"

I'm surprised Uncle Ted still plays the lottery since he played one time, won, and then got struck by lightening. Brutus apparently used to play regularly but has since stopped since the odds are too stacked against him.

I hate when Brutus refers to himself at The Born Loser, it completely takes me out of the comic.

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