Wednesday, September 21, 2022

It Bothers Me That Those Bananas Are On Plates

June 13, 1975
Papa Hurricane clearly underestimated his awesome daughter. Little did they knew that Hattie has been smoking cigars since she was three. I'm not advocating for smoking. It's a gross, disgusting habit that makes you and every one around you sick but, damn, Hattie looks cool.

And yes, Hattie has/had a skunk for a pet.

I see Uncle Ted just conveniently skips over the part where the banana turns black and gets soft. Is...Is that what Uncle Ted is doing as he ages? He should probably see a doctor about that. It could be leprosy. Or maybe frostbite.

Could be frostbite.