Early Morning Hate

March 12, 1975

I sometimes wish we could go back to jokes like this. "Sure, you can be a shopaholic as long as you don't mind me being an alcoholic!"

This Brutus is a lot more laid back and casual than today's Brutus. Today's Brutus would be scowling at Gladys and would definitely not have a drink in his hand.

Ok, this is a pretty good Mother Gargle hates Brutus conversation.

But seriously, what would Gladys do without Brutus? She hasn't had a job in at least ten years. Would she take Wilberforce with her? She seems pretty lazy. Does Mother Gargle just want her daughter to come live with her in her twilight years. No one's a winner in that scenario.