Credit card companies don't do this. No company does this. You could be laying on the floor, hacked to pieces and your credit card won't do anything. You want your credit card company to acknowledge your death? Then get a family member or something to call them and even then they'll probably need a death certificate so make sure you get an extra one ordered or maybe several. But enough about death and being hacked to pieces...
Despite not being an Easter comic, the color palette is very Easter-y.